Independent Horror /Comedy Crafters of Fine, Handmade, Mohagany Gags and Low Comedy Drollery
A slapstick satire of the Hammer horror films of yore
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Behold the magic of the flickering nickelodeon! It's just like a Charlie Chaplin flicker, but with stomach distress bags
"Why, it's a delightfully zany mix of stomach-churning gore and funny bone-tickling monkeyshines! Four stars!" - A Fictional Film Critic that has not seen the movie, as it's still in production.
Would you trust this man to save the world from Satan's reign of terror? Neither would we!